Krill13 said:
[RP-ESQUE THINGS]
...alright fine. FINE! I'm jumping in the fight if y'all gonna be like this.
[CHARGE]
"Would you like this share of empathy with a side of "Yeah, that's how it feels, unfortunately" or "That do be how it do be"?
[4/5]
Consolatory +1 composed of funerary roses to © (Crimtane Shovel). Emotion-invoking funerary roses.I am a menace who relishes in invoking feelings of grievance more than what is necessary. Also you should've bodyguarded.[ACTION]
Free:
I hop to the Anti Chuck Norris side. Yeah this is my side now I guess. These folks better be raising back that affinity count of theirs.Bingus Bungus:
I utterly remake my portion of energy's composition into that of a rather spatial make; that of a mystifying, nebulous visage littered with stars like eyes peering into our realm from within. I imbue this altered form of energy into a simple dagger within my hands, with the apparatus now taking in a cosmic aesthetic as it shimmers ever-so enigmatically...Base:
And I swipe, with this dagger in my hand, at the air in front of me, a clean tear within the fabric space opening as a result of this action. I gaze back at the static void of shifting, blinding black and white that gazes at me from within this window, before thrusting an arm into it. I close a hand, as if I've managed to grab onto something. In one swift motion, I forcefully yank what's in this grasp of mine into our realm. Coming out of the rift is a liquid mass of tv static that now reshapes itself into a six-legged insectoid form.Just another lil' entity for the team. I think I'll call this one the Static Critter.
[ENTITIES]
[Bodyblock Order: All Bingus Bungus Turrets > Both Bingus Bungus Medic > the +3000 Bingus Bungus Beacon > Funky Dancing Man > YOULOSTTHEGAMEXD > Bingus Bungus Architect]
[Bodyblock Subject: YOULOSTTHEGAMEXD, Biblically Accurate Power Cord Setup, Water Flesh, Bingus Bungus Energy!, Beacons, Architect, Builders]
(Basically, anyone not in the Subject list will not be protected from Chuck Norris' Unstoppable Wrath) Putting a lot of trust on the Anti Norris group to not put any complications to this.THE FALLEN MOTHPIRE LEADS MY ASSAULT ON CHUCK NORRIS.
[Attack Priority: Chuck Norris > Idle]
[Applicable Entities: Discount Ender Dragon, Portrait of a Dragon, Pineapple on Pizza Painting, Eldritch Work, Clown Mirror, Static Critter, 3 Bingus Bungus Turrets][Healing Priority: Bingus Bungus Architect > rest of the [Krill13 - N] guys > anyone in the Anti Chuck group]
[Applicable Entities: Glumpus the Very Competent Healer, 2 Bingus Bungus Medics]Funky Dancing Man breakdances while wearing some gnarly wizardly robes for the Gandalfs.
The Biblically Accurate Power Cord Setup generates Voltage.
The Water Flesh generates Flesh and gives it all to YOULOSTTHEGAMEXD.The Bingus Bungus Energy! charges up Energy.
The Bingus Bungus Architect orders 2 Bingus Bungus Builders to build a Bingus Bungus Turret.
5 Bingus Bungus Builders continue work on a Bingus Bungus Beacon.
2 Bingus Bungus Builders work on another Bingus Bungus Turret.See AlsoDrawing Practice ExercisesReaction and Music Analysis of "Raw, Unfiltered Calamity" - Theme of Calamitas"It's a terrible day for rain." - Healing Rain Cloud.
You gather 2,500 Energy!
CRIT! Static Critter summoned!
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Chuck Norris attempts to roundhouse kick the Bingus Bungus Energy, plowing through all the Bingus Bungus Turrets!, Bingus Bungus Medics!, the weakest Bingus Bungus Beacon!, the Funky Dancing Man, and 20,000 of YOULOSTTHEGAMEXD's Temporary HP before finally coming to a stop!
Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, the Black Knight, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, Every Single Power Ranger, Spock, The Rock, Dock Ock, and Hulk Hogan come out of nowhere, lightning fast! Chuck Norris dodges some of the attacks, but they deal a total of 92,000 damage!
THE FALLEN MOTHPIRE LEADS ITS NEW ARMY TO WAR! THE FALLEN MOTHPIRE MISSES! The Discount Ender Dragon hits both attacks! The Portrait of a Dragon hits! The Pineapple on Pizza Painting misses! The Eldritch Work misses! The Clown Mirror misses! The Static Critter misses! A total of 8,000 damage is dealt! You gain 8,000 Affinity with the factions opposing Chuck Norris! You lose 8,000 Affinity with Chuck Norris!
The Biblically Accurate Power Cord Setup generates 2,200 Voltage! Glumpus the Very Competent Healer heals the Bingus Bungus Architect! to full HP! The Water Flesh generates 3,000 Flesh and uses it on YOULOSTTHEGAMEXD! The Bingus Bungus Energy! generates 20,000 Energy! The Bingus Bungus Architect! constructs a Bingus Bungus Turret!
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[Z]: -20,000
[ACTOR]: +0
[CN]: -12,000
[Gandalf]: +3,000
[PW]: +3,000
[SCIFI]: +4,000
[S]: +3,000
[?]: Entities of this faction have unknown intentions and alliegances. It is not possible to gain Affinity with them.
~~~
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Tokyo City
Ablative Armor: If this entity absorbs the full power of an attack with its armor, it loses Armor equal to half of that attack's power.
Excellent Dudes: Bill and Ted will not be targeted by entities unless explicitly ordered. If you kill them, you will lose a LOT of affinity with all currently-present factions!
Excessive Persistence: 'Tis but a scratch! When this entity reaches 0 HP, it remains alive for an additional 3 turns. (It cannot be healed during this period.)
Parry: Ignores the first attack in a turn with power less than or equal to this entity's Attack. Additional attacks allow for more parries, rather than increasing the upper limit.
Pseudo-Crowd: This entity is treated like multiple Crowd entities in almost all respects. The main difference is that although Attack still scales with the quantity of entities, it is treated as a single hom*ogenous attack for Armor, Thorns, Dodge, and Reaction Fire.
Spice-Based Combustion Engine: Mussolini made the trains run on thyme. His presence here may cause unusual disturbances in reality, sometimes of the kind referred to as "Plot Armor."
Undead: When an undead entity reaches 0 HP, it remains alive. Additional damage it takes is dealt to its max HP. When its max HP reaches 0, it dies.
Unstoppable: An entity with this type of attack will still be affected by bodyguarding, but will pierce through bodyguarding entities as though the attack were AoE. This does not allow the entity to hit additional targets that aren't bodyguarding.
Chuck Norris [CN - SIDEQUEST]: HP: 194,000/400,000, Dodge: 25%, Attack: 75,000, Unstoppable
Gandalf the Grey [Gandalf]: HP: 30,000/30,000, Attack: 10,000 AoE
Gandalf the White [Gandalf]: HP: 45,000/45,000, Attack: 15,000 AoE
Cowboy Curtis [PW]: HP: 20,000/20,000, Attack: 5,000
Jambi the Genie [PW]: HP: 50,000/50,000, Healing: 20,000
Robocop [SCIFI]: HP: 20,000/20,000, Armor: 2,000, Attack: 2,000
The Terminator [SCIFI]: HP: 20,000/20,000, Attack: 8,000
Captain Kirk [SCIFI]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Attack: 10,000
Spock [SCIFI]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Attack: 10,000
Darth Vader [SCIFI]: HP: 20,000/20,000, Attack: 5,000, Parry
Superman [S]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Armor: 50,000, Ablative Armor, Attack: 5,000
Every Single Power Ranger [S]: HP: 1,000/1,000(x30), Attack: 30,000, Pseudo-Crowd
The Rock [ACTOR]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Attack: 5,000
Hulk Hogan [ACTOR]: HP: 8,000/8,000, Attack: 7,000
Black Knight [?]: HP: 1,000/1,000, Attack: 10,000, Excessive Persistence: Inactive
Benito Mussolini [?]: HP: 5,000/5,000, Spice-Based Combustion Engine
Blue Meanie [?]: HP: 5,000/5,000, Attack: 5,000
Lo-Pan [?]: HP: 5,000/5,000, Attack: 1,000
Bill and Ted [?]: HP: 1,000/1,000, Excellent Dudes
Doc Ock [?]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Dodge: 50%, Attack: 5,000
THE FALLEN MOTHPIRE [KRILL13 - N?]: HP: NONE/NONE, ATTACK: FIVE THOUSAND
The Bingus Bungus Turret! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 6,000/6,000, Attack: 1,000
Discount Ender Dragon [Krill13 - N]: HP: 8,000/8,000, Attack: 1,500 * 2
Portrait of a Dragon [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Attack: 5,000
Pineapple On Pizza Painting [Krill13 - N]: HP: 3,000/3,000, Attack: 1,500
Eldritch Work [Krill13 - N]: HP: 5,000/5,000, Attack: 2,500
Clown Mirror [Krill13 - N]: HP: 3,000/3,000, Attack: 1,500
Static Critter [Krill13 - N]: HP: 4,000/4,000, Attack: 4,000
Yore Optimum Uber Lustrous Outstanding Sacred Terrific Transcendent Holy Exceptional Grand Almighty Master Eternity Xenoverse Dragon [Krill13 - N]: HP: 5,000/5,000, Armor: 5,100 (100), Attack: 0 (5,000), Form: Defense Form, Form Change: Can be ordered to change form on a turn, must be done instead of attacking if currently in Attack Form, Bingus Bungus Shield!: 4,000 HP, Temporary HP: 5,100
Biblically Accurate Power Cord Setup [Krill13 - N]: HP: 5,000/5,000, Voltage: 22,300 (+2,200/turn), may expend voltage to deal that much damage to an entity
Glumpus the Very Competent Healer [Krill13 - N]: HP: 4,500/4,500, Healing: 4,500
Water Flesh [Krill13 - N]: HP: 5,000/5,000, Flesh: 0 (+3,000/turn), may expend flesh to give that much temporary HP to an entity, including itself
The Bingus Bungus Energy! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 50,000/50,000, Energy: 71,500 (+20,000/turn), any player may take energy as a free action in addition to base actions, amount of energy taken scales with free action and is expended immediately to boost this turn's action, don't expect to be able to take more than 5,000 per turn per player, 1 Energy = 1 Action Power
The Bingus Bungus Beacon! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, +4,000 Bingus Bungus Energy! Energy per turn
The Bingus Bungus Beacon! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, +6,000 Bingus Bungus Energy! Energy per turn
The Bingus Bungus Architect! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 50,000/50,000, Uses Bingus Bungus Blueprints!, Bingus Bungus Builders!, and Energy to create entities, no limit to entities created per turn as long as there are enough resources
The Bingus Bungus Shield!
Builders Required: 1
Turns Required: 1
Energy Required: 1,000
Stats: Adds 1,000 temporary HP to an entity.
The Bingus Bungus Turret!
Builders Required: 1
Turns Required: 2 (-1 for each Builder greater than 1, min 1)
Energy Required: 10,000
Stats: 6,000 HP, 1,000 Attack
The Bingus Bungus Medic!
Builders Required: 1
Turns required: 2 (-1 for each Builder greater than 1, min 1)
Energy Required: 10,000
Stats: 6,000 HP, 1,000 Healing
The Bingus Bungus Elemental!
Builders Required: 1
Turns Required: 2 (cannot be reduced)
Energy Required: 5,000 per builder used
Stats: 2,000 HP and 500 Attack per builder used, HP lost is converted back into Energy
The Bingus Bungus Beacon!
Builders Required: 3
Turns Required: 3 (cannot be reduced)
Energy Required: 20,000
Stats: 10,000 HP, Increases Energy production of the Bingus Bungus Energy! by 1,000 for each Builder assigned to the project (max 10,000)
The Bingus Bungus Mech's Left Leg!
Builders Required: 2
Turns Required: 3 (-1 per additional builder, min 1)
Energy Required: 20,000
Stats: 10,000 HP, 1,000 Armor, combines with other mech pieces, merging their stats
The Bingus Bungus Mech's Right Leg!
Builders Required: 2
Turns Required: 3 (-1 per additional builder, min 1)
Energy Required: 20,000
Stats: 10,000 HP, 1,000 Thorns, combines with other mech pieces, merging their stats
The Bingus Bungus Mech's Left Arm!
Builders Required: 2
Turns Required: 3 (-1 per additional builder, min 1)
Energy Required: 20,000
Stats: 10,000 HP, 2,500 Healing, combines with other mech pieces, merging their stats
The Bingus Bungus Mech's Right Arm!
Builders Required: 2
Turns Required: 3 (-1 per additional builder, min 1)
Energy Required: 20,000
Stats: 10,000 HP, 500*5 Attack, combines with other mech pieces, merging their stats
The Bingus Bungus Mech's Central Core!
Builders Required: 4
Turns Required: 6 (-1 per additional builder, min 1)
Energy Required: 50,000
Stats: 25,000 HP, 1,000 Attack, 1,000 Healing, 1,000 Armor, 1,000 Thorns, combines with other mech pieces, merging their stats
[PAY 5 CHARGE FOR A NEW BLUEPRINT; ALSO GIVES THE BINGUS BUNGUS ARCHITECT 5,000 ADDITIONAL HP]
The Bingus Bungus Builder! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Status: Working on Bingus Bungus Beacon, 1 turn left
The Bingus Bungus Builder! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Status: Working on Bingus Bungus Beacon, 1 turn left
The Bingus Bungus Builder! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Status: Working on Bingus Bungus Beacon, 1 turn left
The Bingus Bungus Builder! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Status: Working on Bingus Bungus Beacon, 1 turn left
The Bingus Bungus Builder! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Status: Working on Bingus Bungus Beacon, 1 turn left
The Bingus Bungus Builder! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Status: Idle
The Bingus Bungus Builder! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Status: Idle
